kumquaticecream:

misanclrist:

the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u

*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave*
U got kik?

(via dovakiinn7armor)

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(via ruinedchildhood)

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

(via tastefullyoffensive)

rifa:

quillpaw:

a person with mind-manipulation powers who uses them mostly to have large groups of strangers perform musical numbers in the street with them

Charles Xavier, at some point probably

(via arseniccupcakes)

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

(via icantsmell-24601)

parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

(via ruinedchildhood)

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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(via ddc4814)